front greeting: "oh crap i missed your birthday. i wish i had a great excuse like i was busy teaching life skills to at-risk youth or rescuing kittens from an abandoned mine, but really i was mostly just distracted by snacks and the internet. so actually i'm just saying sorry for being a terrible friend. happy birthday don't hate me"
inside greeting: blank
dimensions approx: 14cm × 10.8cm
type: printed on heavyweight matt stock using environmentally friendly soy inks